In a shocking development it was revealed today that former
secretary of state and Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has locked the
doors to her home in Chappaqua New York. Representatives of the news media have
filed a complaint with the Democratic National Committee regarding this issue.
In the complaint the reporters claimed that they had gone to Secretary Clinton’s
home to look through her drawers and examine any documents she might have lying
around. They also said that the back yard fence was latched and when they tried
to gain access they were rebuffed by the hard wooden fence. The fence pushed
against their bodies in an aggressive manner and they felt demeaned. In
addition when they tried to peep into the windows they weren’t able to see
through the blinds which is a violation of the freedom of the press to invade the
space of anyone named Clinton.
These journalists who work for the Daily Paparazzi are
contemplating a lawsuit in Federal Court based on their rights under the first
amendment. Journalist Aiden S. stated that “Dude, we have a right to look
through her shit, we’re the press!” His
partner Rob Z. added that he would have liked to have gotten a look inside
because the American people have a right to see whether or not her house is in
order, I mean, dude, what if she doesn’t pick up after herself or she leaves
the cap off the toothpaste? These are issues the American people should be
aware of.”
The Clinton campaign’s only comment in regard to this matter
was to say that the first amendment does not guarantee the press the right of
access to Secretary Clinton’s house. They had no comment on the toothpaste cap
or the right to window peep
The Democratic National Committee released a statement saying
that while the first amendment is a cornerstone of our democracy that they
would have to side with Secretary Clinton as regards access to her private
residence and that many people sometimes inadvertently leave the cap off the toothpaste
and that that shouldn’t be a factor in choosing a candidate for President
This Reporter found a dusty copy of the Constitution and
would note for posterity that The Free
Press Clause protects the right of individuals to express themselves through
publication and dissemination of information,
ideas and opinions without interference,
constraint or prosecution by the government”, there was no mention of private citizens in parades, nylon boundary ropes
or window peeping. Journalist Aiden S. added that in the case of the Clinton’s
the corollary is “hey dude, we write the stories so whatcha gonna do?”
Comments
Kristen Zehner She
needs to get real--run or get OUT OF THE RACE, HILLARY! Let the media do their
jobs for cripes sake. What are you hiding in there? I bet you don’t even put
the cap back on the toothpaste….
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6:30pm
Laurie Molvik Hillary
is afraid of the media that they might find out some more truth that she is
afraid of. If her toilet paper isn’t over and not under she has no right to be
President of this great country!
Jim
Allyn We
wouldn't want to have that nasty media seeing things that Hillary Clinton
doesn't want them to see like her yoga schedule, now would we? Besides access
to Clinton’s windows is only for corporations, not us mere mortals. Just one
more reason why I'm supporting Bernie Sanders for President.
I bet the press can examine his toothpaste whenever they drop over!
Like · Reply · 119 · Yesterday at
5:53pm
Rob
Alberts How
can the public or press have their movements restricted in public space by a
private citizen? This is totally unacceptable and illegal. Fidel Castro is
taking notes on how to control the public from Hillary. Wonderful.
Quix Lusardi What
an outrage! Who the hell does she think she is? HILLARY CLINTON TEAR DOWN THAT
WALL!
Like · Reply · 1 · Yesterday at
6:25pm
Len Morlock lol.
Let's see her spin this one. We have a right to run all over her house!
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5:32pm
andy Fink She
thinks she can silence the media, imagine that. Wait, that's exactly what she's
doing ! Back in the day, we used to call this "Propaganda". Now it's
considered "The Norm"...Really, don't think so Hillary! ! I’m going
to write to my congresswoman about this outrage!
Jim
J. Hill This
is amazing. Hillary showing her true colors. Wonder if she will start the
"free speech zones" we saw during the Bush Administration? This woman
really makes me afraid. If she will lock out the press, just imagine what she
will do to "ordinary" Americans - break out the barbed wire fencing.
Media had every right to file a complaint with the DNC against Hillary for this
outrageous act.
Christine F
Chick Now the real question is : Why would these journalist's
comply? There is no such thing as a "First amendment area" These
journalist's are a disgrace. They should have just broken down that door! The Clinton’s
have no right to private space from our free press!
Dave Schreyer Well
here's another reason to vote for Bernie. What cha hiding Hillary? I bet you
don’t want us to see what’s under your bed. Dust bunnies? I bet Bernie’s house
is neat as a pin! Bernie 2016
andy Graves So
you ever wonder what she wants to hide? I bet she hasn’t cleaned her oven in
years! We have the right to know! She has no right to lock her doors to the
press! This is America and those blinds must come down Mrs Clinton! This will
not stand!
an Mitchell That's
what she'll do to all of us if she has her way! She will lock all of us out and
expect personal space! Who does she think she is! #noHilary2016
Ken
Tucker Not
a 'boy scout' in the bunch,eh? (ABP - always be prepared; pocket knife would
have 'solved' this media bondage scene. How dare
she! Does she think the constitution gives her the right to life, liberty and
the pursuit of happiness or the right to privacy?
Dennis Swing LACK of TRANPARENCY!!! Take those blinds down now!
Karl Rove (shrieking with
laughter) Damn, I’m Good! Look at these
fools! Go Bernie 2016!
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